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Cervical screening (smear test) explained

Why it matters, what happens in the room, and how to make it less awkward.

What it actually is

A cervical screen (smear) checks for HPV — the virus that causes nearly all cervical cancers. If HPV is found, the same sample is checked for abnormal cells.

It is not a test for cancer. It is a test that helps prevent cancer.

When you are invited

  • Age 25–49: every 3 years (NHS England) or every 5 years if HPV-negative (Scotland and Wales)
  • Age 50–64: every 5 years

Make it easier

  • Wear a skirt or dress — easier than tights
  • Ask for a small speculum
  • Bring headphones
  • Tell the nurse it is your first / you are nervous — they have heard it all

After: how to read the result

  • HPV not found — re-invited in 3 or 5 years
  • HPV found, no cell changes — re-test in 1 year
  • HPV found + cell changes — colposcopy (closer look). Most cell changes resolve on their own.

The discomfort of 90 seconds is nothing compared to what it prevents.

#screening#smear#HPV

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